FFS! UNICORNS!

I'm super serious about this, you guys.

OMGYG look at what came into work yesterday:

And soon, for the low low price of $6 + tax, I will OWN IT.

I LUV UNICORNS.

THEY ARE LIKE THE PONY I ASKED FOR WHEN I WAS SEVEN WITH THE APPENDAGE OF A MAN THAT I WANT TO SEE STICK UP ANOTHER MAN WHEN I WAS TWENTY SEVEN.

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The unicorn is a creature from fables, usually depicted as a white horse with a spiraled horn protruding from its forehead. The unicorn is also a symbol of virginity and in Christian iconography is sometimes used to represent the Virgin Mary. Medieval and Renaissance tapestries often feature the unicorn.

Cryptozoologists have been alerted to sightings of the unicorn throughout the world, but especially in India, where it was once thought to be a native beast.

A disturbing unicorn picture!

The naked president atop a mythological beast is not as disturbing as the branding of the building in the backgroudn.

Less disturbing Obama/Unicorn picture:

I like Obama more when he's super gay.

OBAMA! BE MOAR GAY.

Avenging Unicorn Playset!

UNICORNS!

Also, Jenny, they have that set at a toy store here. Conventional LOL.

I WAS TRAPPUD IN DA SO SIGH UH TEEEEA PAAYYYYYYYY JUH

Quote from: Jane WTO #745 on Jun 20 2009, 12:32 AM

A disturbing unicorn picture!

That's effed up.

PLEASE HEAR WHAT IS SAY: HOLD MY HOPE AND PRAY

Chad, are you drunk? Conventional LOL.

Quote from: Jane WTO #745 on Jun 20 2009, 01:12 AM

Chad, are you drunk? Conventional LOL.

Well the government looms in the darkness@

This all seems so funneh!

What unicorn thread would be complete without this?

It might just look like a white horse, but that's because you have no MAGIC in your soul. Stanley.

don't forget Unicorn Planet

GO AND PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAAAAAAAR.

Edit: OMG UNICORN PLANET.

Quote from: radioconvert on Jun 20 2009, 01:33 AM

It might just look like a white horse, but that's because you have no MAGIC in your soul. Stanley.

"I CAN FEEL THIS BODY DYING ALL AROUND ME"

I wish I had unicorns that would come when I summoned them.

magic magic pony who are yosu

Quote from: Magic Magic Pony on Jun 20 2009, 01:40 AM

Quote from: radioconvert on Jun 20 2009, 01:33 AM

It might just look like a white horse, but that's because you have no MAGIC in your soul. Stanley.

"I CAN FEEL THIS BODY DYING ALL AROUND ME"

"I am a unicorn! I am a UNICORN!!"

I used to have this book of old unicorn art. The drawings were so pretty. Sad

I wish I could find it again.

WE MUST KILL THE RED BULL

This isn't it, but OMG BORIS:

I used to have a unicorn calendar. I think I threw it out after a few years when I finally accepted the fact that I wasn't going to actually hang the pictures up on my wall.

Good story, Mel! Tell it again!

ETA: They passed down all the roads long ago, and the Red Bull ran close behind them, and covered their footprints.

Awww.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

Like a unicorn in the sea!

unicorns in the sea/??? watch the last unicron damn it

unicorns are the foam of the wake of the breakers of the sea

Quote from: Alsatian Cousin on Jun 20 2009, 01:41 AM

magic magic pony who are yosu

I'm Jenny

Quote from: Alsatian Cousin on Jun 20 2009, 01:41 AM

magic magic pony who are yosu

SHE IS THE LADY AMALTHEA.