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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 06:55 PM.
magic magic pony who are yosu

I'm Jenny  Cry

How can you have like 80 posts and I have never seen your name anywhere before?  Huh?

You have not been paying attention. Smile.

That has been known to happen.  Hap-py!
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 02:11 AM.
Best way to get Dustbunny to pay attention is to wave something shiny and/or Thom-shaped in her face.  (pre back hair, naturlich)

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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 09:21 AM.
Best way to get Dustbunny to pay attention is to wave something shiny and/or Thom-shaped in her face.  (pre back hair, naturlich)



You are thinking of magpies, not finches.  Tongue

(it IS magpies that like the shinies, right?)
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:47 AM.
Yes.
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 12:48 PM.
I want this on a t-shirt.

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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 01:42 PM.
Conventional LOL. It's so bright!
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 10:53 PM.
I want this on a t-shirt.



There's always that new custom t-shirt place downtown. Shifty.
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 10:58 PM.
GOD OK LET ME LAY IT OUT ON HERE. DO YOU KNOW OF THE MYTHOLOGY OF THE UNICORN ONLY BEING TOUCHED BY THE VIRGINAL PEOPLE? IF YOU DO NOT KNOW, WHAT THE FUCK EVER, WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, LOOKING AT FUCKING MY LITTLE PONIES, EFF THE EFF OFF YOU EFFING WEIRDO. I AM THE VIRGINAL MOOTS. I NEVER GET LAID. WHY? PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE SOME WEIRDO PSYCHO PROBLEM WITH PENISES. OR....BECAUSE NO ONE IS GOOD ENOUGH EXCEPT ME. ANYWAY, IT'S OBVIOUSLY WEIRD. OBVIOUSLY, ONLY UNICORNS ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. EVERY DAY, A UNICORN COMES UP IN MY BACKYARD AND TRIES TO GET ME TO TOUCH IT. AND I DON'T EVEN BOTHER. DO YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ IT'S LIKE FUCKING RAINING OUT EVERY DAY CUZ OF EL NINO. SO FUCK THAT UNICORN TOUCHING SHIT. FUCKING DICKS, HOW ABOUT RINGING THE DOORBELL AND COMING INSIDE?
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:00 PM.
I bet unicorns don't even wipe their feet.  They strike me as that type.
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:01 PM.
Raised in a fucking rainbow princess pasture fucking dicks.
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:10 PM.


 
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:11 PM.


 

That is Star Trek themed, so that gets a pass.
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:42 PM.
fffffffsssssss?  Is that the sound unicorns make?
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:43 PM.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFForFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFucksSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSake
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:45 PM.
Duders, that unicorn is SO gonna run its horn through the star trek dude. I mean, c'mon......red shirt.
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:47 PM.
you can see the evil in its sparkly blue eye
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:49 PM.
Also, that unicorn appears to be shitting sparkles. I thought only vampires did that? WTF?
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:50 PM.
Vampires shit sparkles?  I think that was just dust.
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:51 PM.
Certain special vampires *~sparkle*~. No, I will not explain Twilight to you....
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:51 PM.
If it was shitting sparkles, it'd be moving backwards, since it obviously has sparkles near its front hooves.
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:52 PM.
Are you saying unicorns like to dance in their own shit?
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:53 PM.
No, not dance. WALK.
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:54 PM.
If it was shitting sparkles, it'd be moving backwards, since it obviously has sparkles near its front hooves.

Explosive supernovae diarrhea.
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Posted on Jun 21 2009, 11:59 PM.
they poop cupcakes.

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Posted on Jun 22 2009, 12:00 AM.
Cupcakes are their version of gallstones.
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Posted on Jun 22 2009, 12:01 AM.
Squishy gallstones.
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Posted on Jun 22 2009, 12:01 AM.
so thats where cupcakes come from
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Posted on Jun 22 2009, 12:04 AM.
nom nom nom I want squishy chocolate unicorn gallstones....
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Posted on Jun 22 2009, 01:22 AM.
they poop cupcakes.



Conventional LOL.Conventional LOL.
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Posted on Jun 30 2009, 05:50 PM.
I was wrong, it's not cupcakes. IT IS THIS CAKE!

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Posted on Jun 30 2009, 07:06 PM.
  .... wut? 
how is that possible?
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Posted on Jun 30 2009, 07:08 PM.
Lots of food colouring. Easy peasy.
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Posted on Jun 30 2009, 07:21 PM.
ah I see  I'm not to sure how one would even go about eatting that  Conventional LOL.
but it does look amazing :drool:
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Posted on Jul 01 2009, 05:57 PM.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/pet/1249054539.html
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Posted on Jul 02 2009, 08:59 PM.
Had no idea this thread wasn't in fluffy until just now. Conventional LOL.

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(612): i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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(612): i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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Posted on Jul 07 2009, 10:24 PM.



Yeah, I don't get it. Stanley.
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Posted on Jul 08 2009, 11:11 PM.



Yeah, I don't get it. Stanley.

can I get this on a doormat?  Conventional LOL.
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Posted on Jul 10 2009, 01:51 PM.



For Mel2:

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Posted on Jul 10 2009, 02:38 PM.
Unicorn!


DRAGON!!!! Cornholio.


That's really, really impressive.
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Posted on Jul 10 2009, 10:18 PM.
I found a copy of The Last Unicorn BOOK.


PETER S. BEAGLE!  Conventional LOL.
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