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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 02:19 AM.
I used to have this book of old unicorn art. The drawings were so pretty. Sad I wish I could find it again.

I have a book of cracked out 80s new age unicorn art... that stuff is bizzaaaaarre. It has poems, like this gem:

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Unicorn is a god. He demands servitude and sacrifice. He stands out of reach, as fixed and brilliant as the stars. Serried ranks of unicorns keep guard like anthracite statues on the outer edges of our universe. Starlight catches on their horns; their molded flanks glisten with power.
Hail, Unicorn! God of knowledge; a dark ghost on the fringes of man's consciousness, a pewter shadow in the leafless deserts of the mind

I mean, seriously, what?!  Wtf.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 02:26 AM.
I LUV UNICORNS.

THEY ARE LIKE THE PONY I ASKED FOR WHEN I WAS SEVEN WITH THE APPENDAGE OF A MAN THAT I WANT TO SEE STICK UP ANOTHER MAN WHEN I WAS TWENTY SEVEN.
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The unicorn is a creature from fables, usually depicted as a white horse with a spiraled horn protruding from its forehead. The unicorn is also a symbol of virginity and in Christian iconography is sometimes used to represent the Virgin Mary. Medieval and Renaissance tapestries often feature the unicorn.

Cryptozoologists have been alerted to sightings of the unicorn throughout the world, but especially in India, where it was once thought to be a native beast.

A disturbing unicorn picture!

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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 02:43 AM.

Conventional LOL. Conventional LOL. avatar'd


HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:08 AM.
She is AWESOME. Stanley.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:09 AM.
Oh. Didn't see that there was a second page. Er.

Last comment in reference to Jenny. Stanley.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:31 AM.


Is this some kind of trend?  Wtf.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:32 AM.
I'm going to say 'yes'. Huh?
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:41 AM.
UNICORN
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:44 AM.


Is this some kind of trend?  Wtf.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:52 AM.
THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM


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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 04:13 AM.
WTF?  Is that a comment about Russia?  WHY IS THAT UNICORN POKING THE BEAR IN THE NOSE??
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 06:41 AM.
A GAY BOY WISHED FOR A PLANET FULL OF UNICORNS

PLANET UNICO-HORN, UNICORN PLANET

GIVE IT UP FOR FEATHERS *clap* *clap*

MMH, CADILLAC

AND TO-HO-HOM CRUISE

OW-OOH PLANET UNICORN HEYYY


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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 10:32 AM.
Ok, not unicorn .. but ... pony?

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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 12:43 PM.
How can there be a thread of unicorns without this??


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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 12:52 PM.
How can there be a thread of unicorns without this??




My boyfriend wants this poster to hang on our wall. Conventional LOL.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 12:57 PM.
Woah!  And you don't????
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 01:05 PM.
I do!  But we haven't been able to find it anywhere. Cry

I'm seriously considering trying to track one down for his birthday.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 01:55 PM.
magic magic pony who are yosu

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How can you have like 80 posts and I have never seen your name anywhere before?  Huh?
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 01:55 PM.
How can there be a thread of unicorns without this??




My boyfriend wants this poster to hang on our wall. Conventional LOL.

Shut up! So does mine!  Roll Eyes
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 02:42 PM.
WHY *WOULDN'T* SOMEONE WANT THAT POSTER ON THEIR WALL??????????
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:06 PM.
I wouldn't. Stanley.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:24 PM.
magic magic pony who are yosu

I'm Jenny  Cry

How can you have like 80 posts and I have never seen your name anywhere before?  Huh?

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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:28 PM.
Conventional LOL.

I wouldn't want the NPH poster because it would clash with my Obama-on-a-unicorn poster. Sad
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:30 PM.
I don't understand the poster and I hate unicorns, so I definitely wouldn't want it on my wall. Er.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 03:31 PM.
Conventional LOL.

I wouldn't want the NPH poster because it would clash with my Obama-on-a-unicorn poster. Sad

but it would go so nicely with my pillow cases



(yes I really do have those)
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 04:17 PM.
magic magic pony who are yosu

I'm Jenny  Cry

How can you have like 80 posts and I have never seen your name anywhere before?  Huh?

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Actually, no.

But nice to meet you!  Hap-py!
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:02 PM.
FINALLY I HAVE FOUND THE TATTOO I NEVER KNEW I ALWAYS WANTED

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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:05 PM.
magic magic pony who are yosu

I'm Jenny  Cry

How can you have like 80 posts and I have never seen your name anywhere before?  Huh?

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Actually, no.

But nice to meet you!  Hap-py!

http://therethere.net/rd2/index.php?topic=150.msg274642#msg274642  Stanley.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:05 PM.
Jesus, that's real? that's terrible! Conventional LOL. Pinch.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:08 PM.
Jesus, that's real? that's terrible! Conventional LOL. Pinch.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!

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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:11 PM.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:12 PM.
This one is classy.



I think it's part octopus...?
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:14 PM.
holy shit.... i fully endorse this thread and all the unicorns.

amazing.

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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:14 PM.
magic magic pony who are yosu

I'm Jenny  Cry

How can you have like 80 posts and I have never seen your name anywhere before?  Huh?

You have not been paying attention. Smile.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:16 PM.
This one is classy.



I think it's part octopus...?

And it can't digest the typical unicorn diet and is vomiting rainbows. It's a symbol about clashing cultures.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:16 PM.
FINALLY I HAVE FOUND THE TATTOO I NEVER KNEW I ALWAYS WANTED



ahahahahahahaha. oh my god.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:17 PM.
I've decided that the cigarette in the pink unicorn's mouth really adds something to that tattoo.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:23 PM.


what is WRONG with these people Conventional LOL.

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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:24 PM.
Wtf. Conventional LOL.
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Posted on Jun 20 2009, 05:46 PM.
Oh, humanity.  Every time I think I'm done with you you bring me such amusing wonders.  Never change!
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